Lada Homolová and René Staab

 

the lord giveth and the lord taketh.. fire only takes., therefore it is not too bad that mankind eventually turned its back on the whole idea of attaching elements and attributes to their gods, what’s this whole god thing about, anyways? can you tell me that, Lisa?

Lisa? Goddamnit.. Everytime I’ve got something on my mind, nobody listens.

I mean it’s not that we are still in the fucking stone-age or something? How stupid people must have been, back then. Don’t you think Charlie? I mean, you surely wouldn’t mind to sit next to the fireplace in a cave or something! Hon, is that you?

“‘and progress

is not intelligently planned”

Yes, my dear? What is it?

“it's the façade of our heritage
the odour of our
land”

I just thought about how stupid this whole god idea was back then... and how stupid people must have been to actually believe this crap, don’t you think?

“they speak of
progress in red,
white and blue “

Oh yeah, most definitely, hon? I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you, the connection’s really bad. These phone company people are a bunch of lazy bastards. If it wasn’t for facebook, basically nothing would work around here.

“it's the structure of the future
as demise comes seething
through ”

Well, things were sure tough when google was still in charge two years ago. But if you ask me, they definitely had the better entertainment-center.. How long did it facebook take to develop a decently functioning hygiene- center? It was not until three months after the election! Just want you to keep that in mind. Remember when the mechatronic got the soap and the tooth paste pipes confused? Oh boy, that sure wasn’t funny! My whole mouth full of soap! And as far as the google news said we weren’t the only ones with that problem!

Well, we know how things work! Of course google has to write something that makes facebook look bad! Oh, have a look, hon. Are you in remote mode?

 

“it's progress 'til there's nothing left to gain as the dearth of new ideas makes us wallow in our shame ”

If you want me to?

“I say progress is a synonym of time

we are all aware of it but it's nothing we refine “

Oh yeah, check this out! My daily purchase offers just arrived! I think I’m going for the 4D fireplace. And it’s only 4,99$ Sometimes I wonder how they can afford selling things so cheap. I mean it is practically nothing and I still have 25$ to go today. Oh that’s going to be one tough evening.

“and progress is a message that we send one step closer to the future one inch closer to the end”

Sure, hon, Sure. But I must be working now hon. Still got 4217 lines to check. Catch you at the living room platform.. Kisses!

Wait a sec. Hang on.. Ohh crap.. Hon? ... Women, they’re all the same. Asking stupid questions and how do you like this and that and as soon as you want something from them they’re gone.. Yes, hon.. of course I’ve seen the 4D fireplace., that’s how I got into the whole god thing! thanks for asking!

If it wasn’t for backlink routing I’ll probably get no one to listen to me.. I wouldn’t even get laid probably.. Well, a man needs what a man needs and there is nothing one can do about it. don’t you think Charlie?

“and progress is a debt we all must pay ”

as he clicks his way through his own ads in order to make his daily purchases, he figured that it is probably best, to hit the streets before everybody else does. Real food was due for almost three weeks now. he could easily finish his work load later on until 4pm. after that, however he had to hurry a little bit to complete his mandatory entertainment programme before he could spare his holy 15 min.. in backlink routing mode, after that, he could easily go into marriage-time-mode to complete the day. however if he wasn’t in the mood or just couldn’t find any rest, he had an almost unlimited choice of entertainment modes, that was the one thing they were fighting for a long time: free entertainment until after midnight, without any restrictions! tied to nothing!, and they finally got it! what else could one want? however if there was a slim chance, he had to hurry every time the official announcements were made about an arriving real food load, it was instantly gone, as he clicked on the logout button, a voice announced through the speakers!

cheetah 170227 cannot be logged out! please finish at least one quarter of your mandatory daily work load before you log out!

 

god damnit! i will never make it until 10 then... well, there is a solution to that i suppose, where money is not an issue, one can always find ways out. luckily long time ago, when they all decided to close down, or ‘minimized’ the real world, as the companies put it, my family and me were lucky enough, to buy a huge amount of virtual credit points via PayPal to get along with for quite a long time. If you invested them thoroughly, like we did, they might last forever it seemed back then. But that was the time before facebook won the elections over google and the amount of credits shrank down for us, to a quarter of the google credits, but still, it was enough to buy yourself out of most of the inconvenient situations, my wife, does of course not know about that, alright, Charlie, here we go. just have to type in this code right here!

daily workload progress 37%.

Off we go, liP dogy.

“and the cutting edge is
dulling too many folks to
plow through just keep
your fuckin’ distance and it
can't include you!”

as they left their cabin, the usual awful smell rose up through the air. At first, he put his mask on and after that the one for the dog. they walked along abandoned alleys past abandoned houses. While he was walking, he thought about the image of a burning building he had seen in the advertisement for the 4D fireplace.

“and progress is a message that we send “

The lord giveth and the lord taketh. For whatever reasons these people of long passed times experimented with real fire. You don’t have to worry about that anymore if you decide yourself right now for the brand new 4D fireplace App with 4 different heating modes.

“one step closer to the future one inch closer to the end”1

 

1 Bad Religion - Progress